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Surfing Furaffinity

from Inner Fetish by FurFag Penectomy

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I was bored that winter evening,
So I browsed fchan and furaffinity,
to find some good shit to fap at,
And you can bet I found some nasty shit.

There was this shark guy shoving a bottle in his ass
It looked amazing and hot, so I decided to try it myself
I found a champagne bottle in the attic
I cleaned it up, put some cooking oil over it and got my ass ready.

I tried to get the bottom inside first but it was too big,
So I tried to get the neck inside,
Oh, what a nice and naughty feeling,
Without even thinking about it I got half of it inside me.

But then it started hurting a bit
So I tried to get it out of me,
But I couldt because it has made
some sort of weird vacuum inside my ass.

The more I tried to get it out,
The more the bottle would suck itself inside,
Finally it got itself completely inside my ass,
and the vacuum started to absorb my guts inside the bottle.

What a pain! What a feeling!
The bottle began absorbing my guts
Like some sort of micro black hole,
and I felt sucked inside.

Then all of the sudden everything went black
But I was still conscious
every inch of my body hurted,
And I realized I couldn't move at all.

Then I heard a friend of mine screaming,
he said I was inside the bottle turned inside out,
He took a hammer and broke the bottle,
And then proceeded to get myself out of my own guts.

We laughted a lot because it was weird,
but I was still horny because I wasn't able to touch myself
I asked my friend for some good old fashioned sex,
So he fucked me and then took a shit over my belly.

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from Inner Fetish, released March 10, 2012

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FurFag Penectomy Mar Del Plata, Argentina

We're a grindcore/porncore (or furrycore, as we like to call our style :D) from Argentina formed in 2011.


WARNING: Our songs's lyrics are explicit and extreme, be warned.

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